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  • Hearts of Darkness

    Do you know someone who’s been sucked down the conspiracy theory FOX News Tucker Carlson woo-woo rabbit hole? The best thing you can do for them is let them go.

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  • (Almost) Always Working

    Being a writer is an odd sort of existence. You come up with these wild (hopefully original) ideas and slap tens of thousands of different combinations of the same 26 letters onto the page and bring them to life. Katie Oldham famously wrote about the experience of consuming these ideas: Creating the most effective hallucinatory […]

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  • To The Woman In The Orange Shorts, I’m Sorry

    If there’s one thing I know it’s that the internet can find anybody, so if you’re out there, really strong woman in the orange shorts who worked out early in the morning at the Goodlife Fitness on Columbia Street in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada sometime around 2000 or 2001, please reach out so I can properly apologize.

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  • It Takes A Village

    [click here for the update] Since moving from Southern Ontario to the southeastern part of New Brunswick (a quick 1600km [1000mi] jaunt) in August 2020 the most common question I am asked is, “Do you like New Brunswick?” and the second most common one is, “Do you miss Ontario?” The answers, as it turns out, […]

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  • The Subjectivity of Art

    At first blush, you wouldn’t think that your local mom & pop pizza joint would have anything in common with Kanye West, but you’d be wrong because they both claim to be the best in the world, and just as you take the flyer that Vito’s Authentic Pizzeria (“The Best Pizza In The World Since 1982”) stuffs in your mailbox week after week with a grain of parmesan, so should you with this quote from Ye.

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